Anyone who knows me well knows that I can't help but be competitive. If I can't compete, I don't really want to participate. Take college basketball. I take pride in my Jayhawks and occasionally talk a little trash with Missouri, Kansas State or Kentucky fans. I mean what is the point? Neither I nor they can influence the play of our teams. It is just another way we compete.
-T had her gallbladder removed earlier this week. My mind naturally went into competitive mode and I started scoring each of our missing body parts. I had my tonsils and adenoids removed as a child, and a section of colon removed in 2009. My score is 3. -T had he appendix removed as a child, and her thyroid and gallbladder removed in the past 5 years. The score is tied.
In sports they have tiebreakers. I did have double hernia surgery back in the 1980's and almost cut my middle finger off with a hedge trimmer last year. Sounds like a reasonable tiebreaker. I win!
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8 years ago
I'd be willing to bet she's had more hair cut off than you. I think that puts her over the edge.
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What about your vasectomy and her baby birthing? I think that counts for something :) so.....she still wins !
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