You Cannot Teach Instinct

The thought of a sex education requirement in elementary school is laughable. Does anyone really believe that we need to be taught what comes natural. I suppose that education on sexual health is reasonable, but current curriculum spend as much time legitimizing deviant behaviors as giving students what they really need to know. Mankind has been fruitfully populating the earth for thousands of years before there was sex education. The mechanics just come natural.

It's called instinct. Some people cannot fathom the thought that humans can know how to do things without being taught. The instinct goes much deeper than the sex act. The instinct also includes the male's pitiful attempt to win special favor from his woman. In my in-laws family, it is called chore play. I define it as the male's attempt to make his wife feel he deserves sex because he isn't so much of a slob as she once thought. I suspect that behavior has also been part of the male's instinct for eons.

I would wager that neanderthal men thousands of years ago kicked a few bear turds and the bones from last night's dinner out of the cave just to please his mate. That guy might also have tried to create an ambiance by lighting woolly mammoth blubber so the lighting would be just right. Some might have even wasted their opportunity by accidentally slinging the burning fat over the walls of the cave. I am sure it happened often in ancient times, but probably not so much anymore thanks to natural selection.

Even though it is instinctual, a more practical sex education curriculum might be one that instructs the male on how to be that guy with minimal effort, select household chores that are easiest to complete, or light candles without setting the house on fire. After all, a home is the first requirement of a happy woman.