The Final Debate

After countless republican debates, 2 prior presidential debates and a single vice-presidential debate, we are at the end.  The final debate occurs tonight.  They have been consequential.  My favorite republican candidates fell out during the republican debates.  The single vice-presidential debate proved to America what a creep Joe Biden is.  The first debate between Obama and Romney enlightened the nation that Obama's description of Romney was a falsehood (lie).  Since then, Romney has all the momentum. 

So what will tonight bring?  After all, tonight's topic is foreign policy.  Obama must have drooled when the agenda was set months ago.  He would be the only person on stage with a foreign policy.  Osama was dead, we had not been attacked by Al Qaeda, and Muslims now loved America.  He must have thought he would dominate tonight's debate.  But then came 9/11/2012.  The Muslims didn't love us so much.  And despite repeated attempts to blame a stupid video and hide the truth, much has now come to light.  And none of it is favorable to Obama.  So what will happen tonight?  Nothing.  Why?  Several reasons. 

Because there aren't that many undecided voters left.  You would need to live under a rock for the past couple of years to not have decided at this point. 

And there is a football game on.  And the Chicago Bears are playing.  More than half of Obama's base will be watching ESPN. 

And viewers to the second debate dropped radically.  Same will happen tonight.

So Obama can repeat his first debate performance and it will have no impact.  Or he could affirm his membership to the Communist Socialist party without worrying whether it would cost him the election.  He could mutter "There is no God but Allah" (or read from his ring), without anyone noticing.  It might be a good time for him to come clean on his college transcripts and birth certificate also.  Nobody will notice.

I think I will watch Intervention.