Wednesday, October 19, 2011

DS of the Week - Bernadine Kline

Full of santimony and claiming to know the mind of God, Bernadine Kline is the DS of the Week.  Her letter to the KC Star follows.

Occupy Wall Street


And it came to pass that the Almighty looked down upon earth to check on his creation. He peered into the halls of Congress and was astounded at the obstructionist behavior of his people.

“What’s this?” he roared. “How dare they protect the 1 percent over the 99 percent? How dare they create a person out of a corporation.

“How dare they disenfranchise the poor, minorities and the elderly of their right to vote claiming voter fraud! How dare they defund education, science, medical research and the arts? Do they not hear the cries of my people?

“My people need jobs. My people need generosity and compassion in their time of need.”

One of the angels then whispered into the Almighty’s ear, “They will not act because they intend to defeat President Barack Obama at any cost, even unto the destruction of the homes and families and lives of millions of your people, Lord.”

It was at this point that the Almighty, righteously angered, picked up a sign and joined the Occupy Wall Street protests. But Fox News didn’t recognize him.

Bernadine Kline
Liberty

So many lies and distortions, it is difficult to know where to start.  I could be nice and just say that Bernadine is just confused.  Or maybe that she has been brained washed by the liberal media.  But I don't think so.  Those things can be fixed in time.  With a name like Bernadine, she must be a mature adult but has somehow not learned how to look beyond the superficial.

You can fix confusion.  You can fix misinformed.  I think the comedian Ron White must have met Bernadine during one of his tours.  Bernadine inspired Ron to write his infamous line, "You can't fix stupid."

1 comment:

  1. Ron White knows what he's talkin' 'bout. Learn that over and over, especially these days. Enjoyed the post.

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