25 Reasons to Vote for Hillary

1. You believe the Obama administration has brought peace and prosperity to America.
2. You are comfortable with selective application of the first amendment protection of freedom of speech and religion.
3. You think Hillary is a nice grandmotherly person.
4. You see no issue with a presidential candidate calling learning disable children "f***ing retards".
5. Defiling the white house by allowing a rapist to live there again does not bother you.
6. You believe what a person says is more important than what they do.
7. You are comfortable with politicians using their office for personal enrichment.
8. You believe our second amendment right to bear arms should be ignored or repealed.
9. You believe there is a vast right wing conspiracy.
10. You would hire someone who spent half of their time tending to a personal business during their last job.
11. You no longer notice the word "illegal" when discussing illegal immigration.
12. You believe Trump has raised your taxes, stole your money or ran up the national debt.
13. You believe that all politicians lie and that any one lie is no worse than another.
14. You believe a person prescribed the drug Coumadin is in good health and physically prepared to be president.
15. You believe the Clinton Foundation is a charity and not a pay for play money laundering enterprise.
16. You believe a Clinton administration would be tough on terror and crime.
17. You believe a country should not enforce its borders.
18. You think Hillary would have the knowledge and desire to control government spending.
19. You believe that a Secretary of State can do their job without a government email account and without exposing national secrets.
20. You believe that George W. Bush has been ruining the economy for the past 8 years.
21. You think it is acceptable for a leader to refer to Jews as "f***ing bast***s".
22. You think that Americans should blindly believe and obey what the mainstream media tell them. 
23. You believe abortion should be legal and available up until the natural birth of a child.
24. You believe a candidate who was found to be careless with confidential information can be trusted to see the most top secrets of America. 
25. You believe that you pay more dollars in taxes than rich people do.